Tuesday, July 29, 2008

"Celebrity Family Feud"- SEASON FINALE

Oddly enough, the season finale of "Celebrity Family Feud" turns out to be the FIRST show taped. Here are the teams for the first game.

Tetul ("American Chopper"): Paul, Paul Jr. (son), Mikey (son), Steve and Ron (family friends)(Charity: Make-A-Wish)
Knight: Christopher, Adrianne Curry (first winner of "America's Next Top Model"), Andrea (friend), Christine (Adrianne's mother) and Nick (Adrianne's brother)(Charity: National Breast Cancer Foundation and Precious Paws)

(Note: Christopher Knight is close to offically being named the host of "Trivial Pursuit: America Plays", because Mark Wahlberg is contracted to FOX with "The Moment of Truth".)

First question: Ways you can make bathing a sexual experience. Starting with:

1.
2. Bubbles (24, Christopher)
3.
4.
5.
6.

Paul gave a ZONK ANSWER OF THE WEEK NOMINEE with suntan lotion, giving the Knight family control. Starting with Adrianne, she says rose petals...#4 (3)! Andrea's first answer is a pretty outfit...that also is a ZONK ANSWER OF THE WEEK NOMINEE for strike one. Christine tries to do better with a hot oil rubdown...better answer, but that still yields strike two. To avoid a steal attempt right now, Nick tries candles, which is #3 (21)! Back to Christopher, his second answer is music...STRIKEOUT. For 48 points, Paul's guess is having another person in the bath...that's the #1 answer! The other two answers:

5. Drink wine (3)
6. Eat fruit (3)

Second question: Things that might happen if you laugh really, really hard. Beginning with:

1. Piss your pants (33, Adrianne)
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7. Snort (2, Paul Jr.)

The Knights play again. Starting this time with Andrea, she responds with farting...#5 (6)! Christine's second answer is crying, which is #2 (23)! Nick then goes with pulling a muscle...no. Chris' next guess is busting a gut...#3 (14)! Adrianne's next answer is turning red...not there. Andrea now tries to save the team with spitting drink out...three strikes. For another 78, Paul says coughing...#4 (11) to take the "American Chopper" team to 126! #6 was heart attack (2, WTF?)

Triple: Things that might be a foot long. Mikey's in first with a hot dog...all sandwiches/hot dogs are #1 (60) to give "American Chopper" first dibs on a question for the first time tonight! The first answer from Steve is a ruler...that and tape measurers are #2 (18)! Ron then pulls out the foot...and it goes up as #3 (12)! Both Pauls then blank for two strikes, then Mikey tries shin bone...hey, at least that's better than suntan lotion. In any event, it's time to steal, and for 270 and to force Sudden Death, Christopher says the bottom answer is tiles...but it's rope (2), so the "American Chopper" family scores a shutout win at 396 to go into the finals! They'll face one of these two teams in the final:

Bernsen: Corbin, Amanda (wife), Oliver, Henry and Angus (sons)(Charity: Rape Treatment Center at Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center)
Cho: Margaret, Seung Hoon (dad), Young Hie (mom), John and Selene (assistants)(Charity: MAC AIDS Fund)

First question: According to 100 men, name something you'd be embarassed for a nurse to do to you in the hospital. Starting with:

1.
2.
3.
4. Taking off your clothes (10, Corbin)
5.

Margaret dudded out with shaving you, so the Bernsens play. Amanda's up first with checking your prostate levels...maybe I would, and most of the survey agrees, because that's the NUMBER ONE answer (36)! Angus then says cleaning you, which is #2 (22; why wasn't this #1?)! Oliver then says being fed...no. Henry then says checking your temperature...I'm afraid that's strike two. Back to Corbin, he tries to avert a steal attempt with calming you down...three strikes in a row. For 68 points, Margaret's response is using a bedpan...no, so the Bernsens keep the points. Rest of the answers:

3. Shot in your ass (11)
5. Giving enema (6)

Second question: Slang terms for someone who informs on a friend. Starting with:

1. Snitch (58, Seung)
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.

The Chos will play this time. Young starts out with rat...#2 (19)! John's opening response is a squealer...bottom answer (4)! Now to Selene, who says Benedict Arnold...no. Margaret's next answer is punk...also not there. Seung tries to avert a steal situation with his next guess of turncoat...three strikes in a row once again, this time on the other team. For another 81, Corbin goes with tattletale, which happens to be #3 (9, why wasn't this higher?) to send the Bernsens to 149! Other answers:

4. Backstabber (6)
5. Narc (4)

Triple: Name something considered rude that you might ask someone about. Angus rings in with the cost of something...well, I'm afraid he just paid the price; that's a dud, allowing Young to take control with the top answer of age (30)! John then says one's salary...that sounded a bit similar to the cost of something, but one's money/income is #3 (23)! Selene then comes up with one's weight, which is #2 (24)! To automatically force Sudden Death, Margaret's bottom answer guess is the amount of time they've been married...yes (24) for 294!

Sudden Death: The question that Oliver and John are asked:

Which talk show has the trashiest guests?

Oliver gets "The Jerry Springer Show" (93) first to give the Bernsens the win!

First question in championship game: According to 100 men, name something you do when you realize you've ran out of clean underwear. Starting with:

1. Wash them (46, Corbin)
2.
3.
4.
5.

The Bernsens will play. Amanda now says borrowing undies...no. Henry then says not to wear undies at all...#2 (20)! Oliver then says to wear shorts instead...strike two. To keep control, Angus says to keep wearing the old undies...#4 (7)! Corbin's next answer is buy some new packs of undies...#3 (18)! To sweep, Amanda's bottom answer guess is not going out...I don't think so. For 91, Paul says it's stealing underwear...but the bottom answer is actually turning them inside out (4), so the points stay with the Bernsens.

Second question: Things people pick. Here's how we begin:

1. Nose (43, Paul Jr.)
2.
3.
4.
5.

The Tetuls now play. Mikey next guesses teeth...#4 (7)! Steve then thinks of the last question and says underwear...can't do it. Ron then thinks of yours truly and saying scabs...NO. To avoid three strikes in a row, Paul tries feet...STRIKEOUT. For another 50, Corbin goes with flowers...#3 (12) to take his team to 141! Unsaid:

2. Fruit/veggies (30)
5. Lotto numbers (3)

Triple: Things people get paid to predict. Mikey tries to suck up to Al Roker by saying the weather...NUMBER ONE (61) for control! Over to Steve, who says the future...that's #2 now (25)! Ron then goes with traffic...can't do that. Paul blanks, then Paul Jr. tries to save the team with stocks...#3 (6)! To force Sudden Death right now, Mikey decides to be like Steve thinking of the previous question and says lotto numbers...steal time. To win the game, Corbin believes that bottom answer is betting on sports events...NO, so 276 goes to the Tetuls and we're going to Sudden Death! It was actually an earthquake (4; one just hit the state of California today).

Sudden Death: Steve and Oliver will decide which team gets another $15,000 for their charity. The question:

Tell me something in your body that you might donate if you're still alive.

The #1 answer of kidney (68) was said by...Steve, so "American Chopper" wins the night! UCLA's Rape Treatment Center will get $10,000 via the Bernsens.

Fast Money: They've just helped their team win $25K for Make-a-Wish; now, the two Pauls will try to turn it into $50K.

1. According to 100 men, which occupation has the sexiest women?
2. Name a pet you might have several of.
3. Tell me another way of saying a woman is pregnant.
4. A flower you might see in a corsage.
5. Name a way you might get around in NYC.

My guesses:
1. Nurse (Waitress was my other guess)
2. Dog (Cat was my other guess)
3. Expecting
4. Rose
5. Taxi

Paul blanked on the first and third questions. He said cat, rose and taxi for 124. Paul Jr. came up with modeling for the first question...that's #1 for 35! Second was dog...also #1 at 38! His third answer was knocked up...20 will do it for 50 grand! The #1 answer for the third question was being with a child.

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