Before I begin, let me reveal the charities everybody's playing for (we start with two teams):
Stephen Baldwin: Love 146
Patti Blagojevich: Children's Cancer Center
Lou Diamond Phillips: Art Has Heart
Janice Dickinson: Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation
Frances Callier (one-half of Frangela): Feeding America
Angela V. Shelton (the other half of Frangela): Covenant House of California
Sanjaya Malakar: Shriner's Hospital for Children
Heidi Pratt: Feed the Children
Spencer Pratt: American Red Cross
John Salley: Cedar Sinai Medical Center
Torrie Wilson: Disabled American Veterans Charitable Service Trust
This show's in HD from Costa Rica.
The first important thing these stars hear is that every day, two of them have to empty the jungle's toilet.
Early on, Heidi & Spencer threaten to quit the show, even calling up NBC Universal chairman Ben Silverman. Eventually, they decide to stick around for now.
Later, Spencer tries to instigate a fight with Angela by knocking off her water bottle.
About 54 minutes into the episode, the celebrities meet up with the hosts to learn that it's now Men vs. Women.
Shortly after that, we overhear that Spencer threw Torrie's backpack in the water. Spencer has already made my brother Andrew proud because of those outbursts.
At the start of the second half of the episode, Spencer "apologizes" to all of those whom he offended for his actions.
Food Trial: After filling their canteens up with water, they go to a place called Jungle Joe's Diner to meet the hosts. One member at a time in each round, they have to eat something that's disgusting. The first to finish earns a point for their team; five points wins. The winners get to eat some chicken, fruit and veggies while the losers have to settle for eating rice and beans.
Janice decides to sit this trial out for her team.
1. John Salley vs. Heidi Pratt
DISH: Rat tail
WINNER: John Salley (Men lead 1-0)
2. Sanjaya Malakar vs. Angela Shelton
DISH: Cow intestine milkshake
WINNER: Sanjaya Malakar (Men lead 2-0)
3. Spencer Pratt vs. Frances Callier
WINNER: Frances Callier (Men lead 2-1)
4. Lou Diamond Phillips vs. Patti Blagojevich
WINNER: Lou Diamond Phillips (Men lead 3-1)
5. Stephen Baldwin vs. Torrie Wilson
WINNER: Torrie Wilson (Men lead 3-2)
6. John Salley vs. Heidi Pratt
WINNER: John Salley (Men lead 4-2)
7. Sanjaya Malakar vs. Angela Shelton
DISH: Iguana tail
WINNER: Sanjaya Malakar- MEN WIN!
Leadership Trial: Each celebrity sits in a chair with their arms raised and chained to buckets that contain jungle slime. Once somebody drops their arms, they get slimed.
The one who held up their arms the longest became Camp Leader for the week...
...and it's Lou Diamond Phillips! Janice Dickinson was the one that got slimed. Camp Leader perks include being exempt from Food Trials and assigning other celebrities to do chores:
Foot massage: Sanjaya
Washing the dishes: Frances
Collecting wood for camp: Stephen
LIVE TRIAL #1: This is for immunity for their respective sex. Everybody is strapped to a plank, head first, on a device called the Trauma Tank and lowered into it, containing several insects that will accumulate as time goes on. The last one standing wins immunity for their respective gender. Heidi & Spencer have decided to sit this trial out.
The results of this will come tomorrow.