Wednesday, August 10, 2011

8/10/2011 Results

TNG:

Ryan & Shari (who are addicted to shuffleboard)
George & Bentley (she created her own engagement ring)

Josh & Ashley (who proposed via text messaging)


Round 1:


1. Would you wife say she has her most pleasurable erotic experience w/ her feet on the bed, in the air or on the floor?

2. "Every romantic comedy has a scene where the guy almost blows it w/ the girl & for me, that was the time I _______________."

3. What's the strangest product in your medicine cabinet right now?


RYAN & SHARI:

1. Bed-
AIR
2. Criticized her for her business-
YELLED AT HER FOR SOMETHING SHE DIDN'T DO WRONG
3. Musinex tablets-
HEMROID CREAM

GEORGE & BENTLEY:

1. Floor-
FLOOR (5)
2. Forgot to say "Happy Birthday"- SNEEZED
3. Face cream-
VAGISIL

JOSH & ASHLEY:
1. Bed-
FLOOR
2. Made the first proposal-
THOUGHT HER EYES WERE GREEN INSTEAD OF BLUE
3. PMS medication-
FOOT LOTION

SECOND HONEYMOON: Caravan.com

SHERRI'S WEDDING QUESTION OF THE NIGHT: "How much sex do you think a married couple should be having?"

ADVICE: A trio of two women & one man said every day.


ROUND 2:

1. The last time your husband dined on your Southern cuisine, did he stay long enough to sample the appetizer, enjoy the entree or finish a four-course meal?

2. "My husband has the smallest ________ of anyone I know."

3. In the last week, if your husband said "More, please", what would he have been asking for?
30-POINT BONUS QUESTION: "Between the two of us, _______ has better looking exes & ________ has smarter ones."


SHARI & RYAN:

1. Appetizer- MEAL
2. Patience- PATIENCE (10)
3. More time together- FOOD
BONUS: Me (both)- ME & NEITHER (25)

BENTLEY & GEORGE:
1. Appetizer- MEAL
2. Nail on his baby toe- PINKY TOE NAIL (15)
3. Below the belt action- FOOD BONUS: Me (both)- WIN! (45)

ASHLEY & JOSH:

1. Appetizer- ENTREE
2. Amount of patience- ATTENTION SPAN
3. More cheese-
MORE ICE CREAM BONUS: Me (both)- FIRST PART WRONG (15)

Consolation Prize: eBates.com


HitW:

Wall-Stars: Dylan, D.J. (baseball player) & William (dad)
"Hole" Lotta Diva
: Jailey (allegedly the biggest diva on this team), Jay (dad) & Jolie
Lifeguard: Emily


Round 1:

Dylan & D.J. ("Jack & The Beanstalk"): 10
Jay & Jolie (soundstage): FAIL

Mimic Wall Round:


William & Dylan
: NO
Jailey & Jolie: NO

Round 3:

W-S
: 20 (30)
HLD: CLEAR (30)

Costume Speed Wall Round:

D.J. & William (Hawaii): FAIL
Jailey & Jay (bee & sunflower): WIN! (70)

IMPOSSIWALL #18: When it comes to a one-piece jigsaw wall,
Jailey & Jolie...don't solve any part of it.

MtWI: The military team playing tonight are Jeremy Boutin from Joshua Tree, CA (a Marine) & Ramona Valentine from Long Beach, CA (an Army wife & librarian assistant).

Zone 1:


$1K: "Spare Me"

1. PASS IN :29

$2.5K: "Bouncer"

1. PASS W/ EIGHT SECONDS LEFT

$5K: "Ruler of the World"

1. Jeremy- X
2. Ramona- PASS W/ SEVEN SECONDS LEFT

$10K: "Don't Blow the Kings"

1. XX
2. PASS W/ :14 LEFT

Zone 2:

$50K: "Ponginator"- The team has to bounce eight ping-pong balls into an egg carton.

LOSS

New to this troubled GS are Celia McCarty from New Carlisle, IN & Daniella Lopez from La Harbra, CA.

Zone 1:

$1K: "Temper Tantrum"

1. PASS W/ 671

$2.5K: "Flying Gumball Saucers"- One teammate has to slide inverted "flying saucers" to knock the gumballs on top of the soda cans into five of the saucers.

1. Daniella- X (ran out of saucers)
2. Daniella- PASS W/ :26 LEFT

("Millionaire" time's up horn)

FB:

Maya & Jonathan Daruvala (daughter/dad)- Once went cliff-diving together (BT: Brothers Christian & Jacob)
Douglas Ayala w/ his dad- Get a kick out of soccer (BT: Cousins Jonathan & Matthew)
Carly & Cindy Gilmore (son/mom)- Cindy's a folk dancing teacher (BT: Aunt Juanita & Brother Tim)
Dee & Damian Johnson (son/dad)- Video game nuts (BT: Cousin Michaela & Amber)
William & Elizabeth Lancaster (son/mom)- Travels the world together (BT: Brother Jack & Kathleen)

Brain Tease:

For 10: While Jeff was flossing Bobby's teeth in the bathroom, which corner of Bobby's mouth had a piece of broccoli come out?
ANSWER: #2
WRONG: Johnson (#1)
TIME OVER: Gilmore

For 25: Which of the three old women caught a baseball in their purse?
ANSWER: #3
WRONG: Ayala & Johnson (#2)

For 50: At an amusement park's port-o-potty, what was all four people wearing- socks, pink purse, glasses or watch?
ANSWER: Watch
WRONG: EVERYONE

Socks- Lancaster, Gilmore & Daruvala
5- Ayala
TO- Johnson

FOR 100: Kaleidoscope picture
ANSWER: #2
WRONG: Gilmore (#1)
ELIMINATED: Ayala (#4)

They Brain Drain out of the game w/ the instax camera.

Brain Fart: According to tonight's tale, there's a fictional town called Nurb.

Round 1:

1. What type of animal was Norton?
Daruvala: Hippo

2. At the start of the story, what was Jeff & Norton playing with?
Lancaster: Frisbee

3. What was the zookeeper doing when he answered the phone?
Johnson: Boxing a gorilla
Gilmore: Boxing a kangaroo

Round 2:

1. Mrs. Wheeling was squealing while peeling what?
Daruvala: Potatoes

2. What specific type of gorilla was swinging at Mr. Magilla?
Lancaster: BF (Jack)- Farting

3. Who mowed the lawn?
Gilmore: BF (Tim)- Mr. Lemonade

Round 3:

1. The gorilla farted when he ate what?
Daruvala: BF- Vanilla

2. What were Jeff & Norton rewarded w/ for a job well done?
Lancaster: Ice cream

3. What did Jeff & Norton use to clean the whole neighborhood?
Gilmore: Sweep-o-Meter (A: Supersonic street sweeper)

KO Round Pairs: #1 & #12, #2 & #10, #3 & #5, #4 & #15, #6 & #14, #7 & #16, #8 & #13 and #9 & #11

Daruvala: #4 & #15
Lancaster: #6 & #14
Daruvala: #2 & #9
Lancaster: WIN W/ #1 & #12

For making it this far, the other three clans each get the singing machine.

BRAIN TRIP: After The Lancasters have donated to Special Olympics, they're trying to take along the Ocean Kayak & the Eureka! camping gear to San Diego.

Kayak Grid:

(--)(--)(--)(#1)
(--)(#4)(#2)(--)
(#5)(--)(#3)(--)
(#6)(--)(--)(--)


William leaves over 1:09.24 for mom.

Camping Grid:

(--)(--)(#1)(--)(--)
(--)(--)(--)(#2)(#3)
(--)(--)(#6)(--)(#4)
(--)(#7)(--)(#5)(--)
(--)(#8)(--)(--)(--)

Elizabeth...is finished w/ 19.47 on the clock.

SAN DIEGO GRID:

(--)(--)(--)(--)(#1)(--)
(--)(#5)(--)(#2)(--)(--)
(#6)(--)(#4)(#3)(--)(--)
(#7)(--)(--)(--)(--)(--)
(#8)(#9)(--)(--)(--)(--)
(--)(--)(10)(--)(--)(--)


LOSS BY TWO SQUARES

Episode ratings:

8: "Hole in the Wall"
7: "Family BrainSurge" & "The Newlywed Game"
5: "Minute to Win It"

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