Monday, August 08, 2011

"The Newlywed Game" 8/8

All this week, just before the last two segments of each week's first-run episode, Sherri will hear advice about her wedding to Lamar this weekend. In the meantime, here are tonight's newlyweds:

Ish & Angela (who proposed while having sex)
Michael & Tiffany (who may be from New Orleans based on their picture)
Ryan & Rachel (she just turned 21)

Round 1:

1. If your wife's out w/ some gal pals & a guy hits up on her, does she immediately flash her wedding ring, try & set the guy up w/ one of her single friends or milk the flirting to keep the drinks flowing?
2. "Since we got married, the sex has been even more ___________."
3. What's the first word that comes to your mind when I say "mother-in-law"?

ISH & ANGELA:
1. Ring- RING (5)
2. Frequent- FREQUENT (10)
3. Needy- NEEDY (15)

MICHAEL & TIFFANY:
1. Set- SET (5)
2. Intimate- NAUGHTY
3. Caring- CARING (10)

RYAN & RACHEL:
1. Ring- RING (5)
2. Amazing- INTIMATE
3. Kind- CARING

SECOND HONEYMOON: Almond Casuarina Beach

SHERRI'S WEDDING QUESTION OF THE NIGHT: "How do I train a husband?"
ADVICE: One guy said to reward Sal generously for what he does nicely & train him like a puppy; his wife said the puppy will train more easily than any husband (LOL)! Incidentally, Sherri's dog is a Labrador Retriever (my dog, Ginger/Gin, is a Golden Retriever).

ROUND 2:

1. Based on the amount of action he saw before you two met, was your husband's "little soldier" a decorated general, a seasoned sergeant or an innocent, young private?
2. "I'd have to hypnotize my husband before I could ever convince him to ______________."
3. Of all of your husband's friends, who would you say talks the most, but says the least?
30-POINT BONUS QUESTION: "If my husband has one complaint about his body, it's that his ________ is too _________."

ANGELA & ISH:
1. General- GENERAL (25)
2. Do household chores- WASH THE DISHES (35)
3. Art- ART (45)
BONUS: Tummy & big- FIRST PERFECT SCORE CHAMPIONS IN OVER A YEAR (& the first in the Sherri era)!!!!!

TIFFANY & MICHAEL:
1. Sergeant- SERGEANT (20)
2. Go out dancing- BITE HIS NAILS
3. Tyrone- NOBODY
BONUS: Stomach & big- ARMS & SMALL

RACHEL & RYAN:
1. Sergeant- SERGEANT (15)
2. Clean- SING & DANCE IN PUBLIC
3. Andy- ANDY (25)
BONUS: Stomach & big- STOMACH & BIG (55)

Consolation Prize: Griddler

EPISODE RATING: 10

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