Friday, September 16, 2011

"Family Feud" 9/16

GAME #1: Hackneys vs. Schiavos (whose two-day cash winnings total $20,670)

Round 1: Name something people do to pass the time while driving to work alone. First on the day:

#1: Listen to music/radio (50)(Tom)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Schiavos:

Mark: Talk on their cell phone- #3 (9)
Matt: Do their makeup- X
Signe: Think about work- TIED FOR BOTTOM (2)
Cindy: Sing- #2 (32)
Tom: Eat- XX
Mark: Read- XXX

Sean Steal (for 93): Text-messaging- NO (Other Bottom Answer: "Tickle his pickle")(2)

Round 2: Name something a man does when he accidentally gets kicked in his "baby maker". First said:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4: Grabs it (12)(Ayana)
#5: Cries like a baby (9)(Mark)
#6:
#7:

Hackneys:

Sean (a Faith Christian Center preacher & photography business owner from Atlanta): Falls to the ground- #2 (18)
Jark (a valet trash company person): Swears/curses- #3 (17)
Marlon: Stop everything- X
Captain Sean: Slobber- XX
Ayana: Looks at it- XXX

Tom Steal (for another 57): Bends over- #1 (30)(150)

#6: Moans/groans (4)
#7: Pukes (3)

Double: Name something a man brings home that would make his wife unhappy. Starting w/:

#1: Another woman (47)(Sean)
#2:
#3:
#4:
DUD: Sex toys (Matt)

Hackneys:

Karl: Very minimal paycheck- X
Marlon: Friends- #4 (5)
Captain Sean: STDs- #2 (9)
Ayana: Lipstick on his collar- XX
Sean: Other women's phone numbers- XXX

Tom Steal (for another 122): Gun- NO (#3: Dog/pet)(8)

Triple: Name a specific occupation in which you might have to hurt someone. Starting as follows:

#1:
#2:
#3: Wrestler (12)(Signe)
#4: Orthopedic/dentist (8)(Karl)

Schiavos:

Cindy: Police officer- #2 (28)
Tom: Fireman- X
Mark: Military soldier- XX
Matt: Security guard- XXX

Captain Sean steal (for another 144 & the lead): Boxer- #1 (37)(266)

SUDDEN DEATH: Name a specific item of clothing a man might leave on during sex.
Marlon: Socks- WIN (68)

FAST MONEY Q's:

1. Besides glasses, name something people wear over their eyes.
2. Social _______.
3. Name the age when girls start shaving their legs.
4. Name something you'd hate to get hit by.
5. Name an article of clothing you can never have too many of.

Ayana:

1. Contact lenses- 22
2. Networking- 29
3. 14- 13
4. Baseball- 7
5. Shoes- 14
TOTAL- 85

Captain Sean:

1. Patch- 17
2. Security- 20
3. 13- 32
4. Bus- 11
5. Shirts- 12
TOTAL- 177 ($885)

Unsaid #1 Answers:

4. Car
5. Underwear

GAME #2: Masons vs. Bouleys (whose two-day cash winnings total $20,785)

Round 1: Name a part of the body a man might be embarrassed to admit he shaves. Beginning w/:

#1:
#2: Chest (21)(Athena)
#3:
#4:
#5: Back (11)(David)
#6:

Masons:

Deborah (a stay-at-home mom/nursery activities director): Legs- #1 (23)
Michelle: Privates- #4 (15)
Kayla: Butt- #6 (4)
Sabra (a 10-year teacher who travels a lot): Arms- X
Athena: Armpits- SWEEP! (19)

Round 2: Name something people roll up. Starter (s):

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6: Joint (6)(Tim)
DUDS: Pants legs (Deborah), sleeping bags (Chris) & hair (Michelle)

Bouleys:

Dianne: Window shades- X
Leanne: Jelly rolls- XX
David: Sleeves- #1 (22)
Chris: Socks- XXX

Athena Steal (for another 28): Cigarettes- #5 (9)(121)

#2: Newspaper/magazine (14)
#3: Carpet/rug (13)
#4: Money/coins (11)

Double: Name something you see in every scary movie. First on this board:

#1: Blood (21)(Michelle)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
ZONK ANSWER OF THE WEEK: Naked girls running around (Tim)

Masons:

Kayla: Killer- TIED FOR BOTTOM (8)
Sabra: Weapons- X
Athena: Stairs- XX
Deborah: Full moon- XXX

David Steal (for 58): Bad weather- NO (Masons: 179)

#2: Death/victims (13)
#3: Monster (12)
#4: Ghost (9)
TIED FOR BOTTOM: Someone screaming (8)

Triple: Birth______. First response (s):

#1: Day (73)(Dianne)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Bouleys:

Leanne: Control- #2 (7)
David: Defect- X
Chris: ...day suit- XX
Tim: Canal (it's another term for the vagina, for the record)- XXX

Athena Steal for the Game: Mark- NO (Bouleys: 240)

#3: Right (6)
#4: Date (5)

SD #2: What's another name for a hot dog?
Sabra: Wiener- WIN (74)

FM #2 Q's:

1. On a scale of 1-10, how much do you worry about your appearance?
2. Name an animal whose children mispronounce.
3. Sand______.
4. Name something in the kitchen a wife might throw at her husband.
5. Name something that makes a man look distinguished.

(Note: The Home Town Family Moment has a different graphic for at least this episode.)

Deborah:

1. 9- 9
2. Elephant- 17
3. Box- 12
4. Towel- 6
5. Tie- 3
TOTAL- 47

Kayla:

1. 10- 19
2. Giraffe- 6
3. Castle- 13
4. Glass- 2
5. Outfit- 37
TOTAL- 124 ($620)

Other #1s:

1. 8
2. Rhinoceros
3. -wich
4. Pans/pots

EPISODE RATINGS:

#1: 7
#2: 5

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