Monday, September 12, 2011

"The Newlywed Game" 9/12

The 80th trio of couples this season:

Arnold & Antoinette (they first met while they were both on a company softball team)
James & Jessica (whose first date was at a laundromat; reverse those two names, put them together & you've got the name of an upstart female professional wrestler)
Chris & Andra (they first met while he was playing at a U.S. Open tennis tournament; their men's final's being held today)

Round 1:

1. Now that you & your wife are a duo, how often do you work on your solo projects- when you're alone in the studio, only when you haven't played together in a while or never because your wife's drained all of your creative juices?
2. What colored flowers did your wife carry down the aisle on your wedding day?
3. "They say that patience is a virtue, but whoever came up w/ that phrase clearly never met my wife's relative ________."

ARNOLD & ANTOINETTE:
1. While- NEVER
2. Yellow (because that's her favorite color)- YELLOW (5)
3. My father John- MY BROTHER ANGELO

JAMES & JESSICA:
1. While- NEVER
2. White roses- HOT PINK
3. My dad Raffi- MY MOM

CHRIS & ANDRA:
1. Never- WHILE
2. Green/purple- GREEN (5)
3. My mom- MY BROTHER LOGAN

SECOND HONEYMOON: FDR

ROUND 2:

1. If your husband blamed one of your bad days on your monthly visitor, would you think he's an insensitive jerk, another clueless guy or probably right?
2. "Dorothy said 'There's no place like home', but my husband would argue & say there's no place like ________."
3. Let's say you own a meat store & a customer begs to buy your husband's "sausage", which is on special for $10 an inch. How much money would the customer need to buy the entire thing?
30-POINT BONUS QUESTION: "The thing I love doing for my husband's _________________, but the one thing I hate doing for him's __________________."

ANTOINETTE & ARNOLD:
1. Right- RIGHT (15)
2. Aruba (their favorite vacation spot)- WORK
3. $60- $60 (25)
BONUS: Cooking & cleaning up after him- COOKING & CLEANING (55)

JESSICA & JAMES:
1. Right- RIGHT (10)
2. Playing video games in his home- HER ARMS
3. $70- $65
BONUS: Shopping for him & cleaning up after him- MAKE FOOD & CLEANING (25)

ANDRA & CHRIS:
1. Right- RIGHT (15)
2. Australia- VEGAS
3. $80- $70
BONUS: Cooking for him & picking up after him (especially his sweaty socks)- COOKING & CLEANING (45)

Consolation Prize: Griddler

EPISODE RATING: 7

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