Thursday, September 15, 2011

"The Newlywed Game" 9/15

Sean & Monique (their friends often get them confused w/ one another)
Steve & Jenny (he's about a foot taller than her)
Chris & Kerry (he calls her "Sweet McTeats" because of the boobs & she calls him "Sweet McMeat")

Round 1:

1. "I know my wife's body so well, I could identify her by just looking at a close-up of her _________."
2. How's your wife most likely to express her feelings- by telling anyone who'll listen, by writing them in a blog or by eating them w/ a box of Girl Scouts cookies?
3. Traditionally, women wear white on their wedding day as a symbol of their virginity. So, technically speaking, what colored gown should your wife have worn?

SEAN & MONIQUE:
1. Teeth- TEETH (5; especially her incisors)
2. Listen- BLOG
3. Ivory- WHITE

STEVE & JENNY:
1. Boobs- EYES
2. Listen- LISTEN (5)
3. White- BLUSH PINK (because it's her favorite color)

CHRIS & KERRY:
1. Hair- BOOTY
2. Listen- BLOG
3. Off-white- BEIGE (5)

SECOND HONEYMOON: LaSource

ROUND 2:

1. How do you treat your husband's boys- as total strangers, casual acquaintances or near & dear friends?
2. "My husband would be a good choice for an alien abduction if those aliens wanted to study the human male tendency to _______________."
3. What TV show currently on your DVR's your husband's most likely to lie about & blame on you?
30-POINT BONUS QUESTION: "Most of the time when we get busy in the bedroom, it's ________ who starts it & it's ________ who finishes last."

MONIQUE & SEAN:
1. Friends- FRIENDS (15)
2. Not putting anything back where it belongs- SLEEPING
3. "Iron Chef"- "THE GAME"
BONUS: Me (both)- SECOND PART WRONG (30)

JENNY & STEVE:
1. Friends- FRIENDS (15)
2. Farting- PROCRASTINATING
3. "Sex & The City" (actually, they don't have a DVR)- "SEX & THE CITY" (25)
BONUS: Steve & me- RIGHT (55)

KERRY & CHRIS:
1. Friends- FRIENDS (15)
2. Playing video games- VIDEO GAMES (25)
3. "The Soup"- "BETHANY GETTING MARRIED?"
BONUS: Me & him- LOSS W/ SECOND PART (40)

Consolation Prize: sodastream

EPISODE RATING: 7

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