Now to this morning's proceedings w/ Colin Ortiz, Jaimie Taylor, Kyle Berry from Tampa & Jennell Norris. The First Four has just seen today's first PUFB- it's two tickets to the Hollywood Bowl to see Coldplay on a two-night trip there courtesy of the radio station KROQ (Amber in front of Door #3)(IUFB/truck cue).
Jennel: $700/Kyle: $975/Jaimie: $1,200/Colin: $1K
Jaimie (originally from Georgia) jumps on Drew as she comes up on stage & this wife of a Marine Corps husband stationed at Camp Pendleton will probably need to force the host to get out of her way if she wins this '12 Chevrolet Colorado (Std., Hitch)(Daniel at Door #3)(same cue as before) playing Super Squeeze Play:
She needs to remove that nine...& DOES in fine fashion for the first Pricing Game win of the week!
Orange player #2 is Andrew Lalama & the next GUFB will be four Vince designer coats for women (Amber & Rachel behind splitting sign)("Is Anybody Out There?" by K'naan feat. Nelly Furtado).
Jennel: $1,250/Kyle: $6/ANDREW: $1,150/Colin: $1,200
Jennel, a Fresno homemaker who's celebrating her mom's birthday as part of her group, plays Shopping Spree ("Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen) w/ a $7K target for a black refrigerator/freezer (Daniel), a Golden West pool table (Daniel), the MacBook Pro/software package (Rachel) & a Flexsteel leather recliner (Rachel).
1. Table- $3,595 ($3,405 left)
2. MacBook- $2,098 ($1,307 left)
FINAL PURCHASE: Fridge- $949 (Recliner: $1,699)
Wendy Botzheim's headed her way sixth & the third IUFB's some Wusthof cutlery (Daniel in the clam)("Not Over You" by Gavin Degraw).
WENDY: $675/Kyle: $500/Andrew: $750/Colin: BUCK
Andrew, a poker dealer from Vegas who has a girlfriend named Melissa, plays Now...or Then for a seven-piece dining room group w/ the Fiesta stuff worth $6,122 (Rachel at Door #3)("Tonight is the Night" by Outasight for prize package, "It Will Rain" by Bruno Mars for the items). Tuesday's groceries, two of which have prices from June '86, are a big bag of Kibbles 'n Bits original dog food marked at $3.09, a small jar of Gerber Apples & Bananas Nature Select baby food marked at $.89, the Diamond Party Picks marked at $1.29, the carton of farm fresh eggs marked at $1.49, a bottle of X-14 Mildew Stain Remover marked at $2.39 & a 79-cent can of Hunt's (Tomato) Sauce.
1. Picks: NOW
2. Eggs: THEN
3. B. food: THEN
4. D. food: THEN
5. Sauce: NOW
6. Remover: THEN- WIN!
SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN #1:
Jennel ($3,685): Three Quarters
Andrew ($7,084): 20 + Nickel = Quarter
Jaimie ($20,304): WINS W/ $.85 (& gets the back of her shirt autographed by Drew)
Coming on down seventh's Michael McElroy & the second half of one-bids starts w/ a outdoor fire pit table made by the OutdoorGreatRoom company (Amber behind rising sign)("Without You" by David Guetta featuring Usher).
Wendy: BUCK/Kyle: $1,201/MICHAEL: $800/Colin: $1,200
The non-staff Michael kisses Drew on both cheeks & hugs him before he's forced to play 1 Right Price ("Sexy & I Know It" by LMFAO) for the 32" SunBriteTV (Rachel) & a Kenmore BBQ gas grill (Amber). Which means McElroy tells Daniel to place the $2,595 tag on the grill...no, it's $1,400.
The next orange podium recipient's Claire Paradis & next showcased in the one-bids is the eVOLUTION Rage power tools set (Daniel behind GPT)("Back in Time" by Pitbull).
Wendy: $600/Kyle: $601/CLAIRE: $595/Colin: $450
Wendy wins the $500 wad! Then, she plays Switcheroo for a Scion xB (Std., SGP, Luxicare, Mats, App.)(Amber at Door #3)(MDS theme by Michael Karp for automobile, "Turn Up the Music" by Chris Brown for the SPs). Board:
$ 1 9 , 7 _ 1 : SCION
$ _ 0: Deep cleaning vacuum
$ _ 3: Knife sharpener
$ _ 3: Libman Freedom! dust mop
$ _ 0: Lunch pack
NUMBERS AVAILABLE: 1, 2, 3, 5 & 9
She only switches the three & the nine from their original places on her second try...& LOSES EVERYTHING PAINFULLY. Correct SP ARPs:
SOLE DQ: Not enough changes on second turn
While Kyle's in deep trouble, Lisa James is George's last called name & the final IUFB on this episode's the MyBathUSA Rainforest 31 steam shower (Amber at Door #3)("Lights" by Ellie Goulding).
LISA: $2,200/Kyle: $2.5K/Claire: $12K (WILLY OF THE CENTURY)/Colin: $2,501
KICKED TO THE MEMBERSHIP DESK- Kyle
Lisa, also from Fresno, wins the $2,399 shower will spin The Big Wheel last win or lose at Safe Crackers ("So Good" by B.o.B.) for a BMW G650 GS motorcycle (Daniel) w/ two pairs of Bottega Veneta sunglasses (Amber), making this swag worth $9,270.
NUMBERS IN SUNGLASSES COMBINATION: 0, 4 & 5
GUESS: $540- LOCK
Michael ($999): 55 + 60 = OVER BY $.15
Wendy ($1,100): $.60
Lisa ($2,399): Half-Dollar + 20 = WINS BY A DIME
In front of Contestant's Row- Two pieces of trunk luggage (Amber)("Saxy Showcase" by Karp)
Door #4- Six-night trip to the Grand Hyatt Erawan Bangkok ("Part of Me" by Katy Perry)
Door #3- Nissan Sentra S (Std., Guards)(Rachel)(Consolation prize cue by Edd Kalehoff)
JAIMIE BIDS $26,576 ON TRIP/CAR SHOWCASE
LISA'S PRIZES FOR TWO SHOWCASE ("Wild Ones" by Flo Rida feat. Sia):
In front of Door #1- Pair of DAHON Espresso folding mountain bikes (Rachel)
Door #1- Pair of Lifetime Payette kayaks (Rachel)
Door #2- Pair of Yamaha Raptor 125 ATVs (Daniel)
In between Doors #2 & #3- Six-night Discover Galapagos Cruise (Amber)
LISA BIDS $24.5K ON PRIZES FOR TWO SHOWCASE
Jaimie: $28,714 (Difference: $2,138)
Jaimie has just made our country proud by becoming the first two-ride winner on the program since mid-Feb. & has won a total in merchandise of $49,018!
FINAL CHEVY LOCATION: Door #2 (I guess that pickup's going to her husband)
TODAY'S PG RECORD: 2-4
TOTAL WINNINGS: $64,285
TODAY'S GAME: Finchs vs. Pippins (whose one-day cash winnings total $610)
R1: Tell me one word a man doesn't like to hear his wife say in bed. Get your mind juices flowing:
#2: Headache (17)(Taffee)
#4: Stop (4)(Steve)
Leslie: Quit- X
Jeff: No- #1 (43)
Lindsay: Tired- XX
Steve Jr.: Kids- XXX
Taffee Steal (for 64 & a successful pass situation): Someone else's name (especially other men)- #3 (9)
T4: Small/puny (4)
BOTTOM ANSWERS: Divorce & finish/done (3 each)
R2: Name something a politician might be wearing in a picture he e-mailed you. Starting w/:
#1: Suit & tie (40)(Leslie)
Jeff: Lapel/flag pin- #3 (9)
Lindsay: Cufflinks- X
Steve Jr.: Hat- XX
Steve: Baby- ZONK ANSWER OF THE WEEK NOMINEE
Taffee Steal #2 (for another 49): (Phony) smile/grin- #5 (6)(113)
#4: Underwear/boxers (7)
#6: Campaign button (5)
Double: When you were a kid, name something you used as a partner to practice kissing. Interesting examples ahead:
#1: Pillow (30)(Tawni)
#5: Sister/sibling (7)(Jeff, but the host's stunned)
Heidi: Hand(s)- #6 (5)
McKenzi: Stuffed animal(s)- #4 (11)
Taffee: Another neighbor's kids- X
Ramsey: Doll- #2 (17)
Tawni: Mirror- #3 (12)
Heidi: Sucker- XX
McKenzi: Orange- ALSO COUNTS AS FRUIT FOR THE SWEEP! (4)(285)
Video Bonus: Footage of Entire Round (featuring another one of Steve's stunned reactions)
Triple: Name a food associated w/ rich people. At least one's on this menu right away:
#1: Caviar (84)(Heidi)
McKenzi: Lobster- #2 (7)
Taffee: Steak- BA (3)
Ramsey: Crab- X
Tawni: Escargot- XX
Heidi: Calamari- XXX
Steve Steal to Continue: Pate- SHUT OUT (Finchs: 567)(Other BA: Shrimp)(3)
FAST MONEY: Their eight kids are in said family's Comfort INN Home Town Family Moment.
1. Name a way people get into their cars when they've locked themselves out.
2. Name something that can bring a woman to tears.
3. Name something you might see next to a public pool.
4. Name something people drink w/ dinner.
5. How long would you wait in line for a good movie?
1. Break a window- 13
2. A death- 5
3. Lifeguard- 29
4. Wine- 33
5. Half-hour- 35
1. Through window- 2 (#1: Clothes hanger)
2. Movie- 26
4. Water- 21
5. An hour- 21
TOTAL- 185 ($925)
Matt & Heidi (who went to breakfast on their first date)
Andrew & Tara (who were surprised by their husband w/ a big jug of moonshine)
Jermaine & Jennifer (he calls her "Skinny Pig")
1. If you & your wife played "Seven Minutes in Heaven" at your normal lovemaking pace by the time the clock ran out, would you be warming up, in the act or done?
2. Sure, your wife's a good girl now, but what's one bad girl habit she kicked before she met you?
3. Complete this twitter post: "I'm at 'The Newlywed Game' just waiting for the moment when my wife makes fun of me for ___________ on national TV."
MATT & HEIDI:
1. W.U.- DONE
2. Smoking- FLAUNTING HER STUFF AT THE GYM
3. Forgetting everything- MY FORGETFULNESS (5)
ANDREW & TARA:
1. W.U.- I.T.A.
2. Eating bad food- STOPPING MAKING OUT AFTER FINDING A GUY TO DO SO W/
3. Me wearing a jumpsuit (because of watching "LOST")- HER BEING INDECISIVE
JERMAINE & JENNIFER:
1. I.T.A.- DONE
2. Going to the bar w/ $20 & arriving home w/ $20- GIVING UP RIDING MOTORCYCLES
3. Leaving clothes all over the bedroom- THE WAY I DANCE
SECOND HONEYMOON: Paradise Island
1. "Sometimes I think I married a mule because my husband's so stubborn when it comes to ____________."
2. When your husband perspires during sex, do you feel like you're caught in a monsoon, stuck in a mild shower or under a slow leak in the ceiling?
3. Of all the things your husband hungers for, his appetite for what can NEVER be satisfied?
30-POINT BONUS QUESTION: "Between the two of us, the one w/ the most book smarts is _______ & the one w/ the most common sense is _______."
HEIDI & MATT:
1. Turn off the lights- LEAVING THE LIGHTS ON (15)
2. Leak- LEAK (25)
3. Krystal hamburgers- KRYSTAL HAMBURGERS (35)
BONUS: Matt & I- FIRST PART WRONG (50)
TARA & ANDREW:
1. Wearing earplugs- TALKING
2. Leak- LEAK (10)
3. Lamb- LAMB (20)
BONUS: Andrew & I- FULL MATCH (50)
JENNIFER & JERMAINE:
1. Cleaning- DOING YARD WORK
2. Leak- LEAK (10)
3. Her going South- XBOX (360)
BONUS: Me & Jermaine- FULL MATCH (40)
Matt & Heidi: 35
Andrew & Tara: 40- ALSO WIN TOSHIBA CAMCORDER
Consolation Prize: Beyond the Rack
Steve & Casey (he proposed to her via an electronic billboard in Times Square)
Derricko & Khadliah (who met in a convenience store)
David & Jennifer (she thought he was a kickball guy upon meeting him for the first time)
1. Your wife might be a tiger in the sack, but what kind of animal does she sound like- a quiet, little mouse, low, moaning wolf or screeching Beluga whale?
2. If your wife were the star of an episode of "Hoarders", what would be the thing she was guilty of hoarding?
3. "If my wife's family knew that she's the kind of person who likes to be ________________ in bed, next Thanksgiving dinner would be very, very awkward."
STEVE & CASEY:
1. Wolf- MOUSE
2. Undies- UNDIES (5)
3. Roughed up- AGGRESSIVE (10)
DERRICKO & KHADLIAH:
1. Wolf- WOLF (5)
2. Mail- CLOTHES
3. Spanked- SPANKED (10)
DAVID & JENNIFER:
1. Mouse- MOUSE (5)
2. Clothes- MAIL
3. Spanked- SPANKED (10)
SH #2: FDR
1. If the orgasm fairy started leaving a dollar under your wife's pillow for every time your husband had you seeing stars, how many dollars would you have after a week's time?
2. "I don't need to hire a detective to know that when my husband's left alone, he spends most of his time ___________________."
3. The word "thick" best describes your husband's what?
30-POINT BQ: "Everyone's particular about having some things done in a certain way. For me, that's _______________ & for my husband, it's _______________."
CASEY & STEVE:
1. $2- $3
2. Watching sports- WATCHING SPORTS (20)
3. Neck- MAN AREA
BONUS: Having towels folded a certain way & leaving mail on the center kitchen island- HAVING TOWELS FOLDED A CERTAIN WAY & HAVING THE KITCHEN ISLAND TOTALLY CLEAN (50)
KHADLIAH & DERRICKO:
1. $7- BUCK
2. Playing NBA basketball on the PlayStation- RIGHT (20)
3. Man parts- MAN AREA (30)
BONUS: When I get ready to do the task & when he says so- WORK & CLEANING
JENNIFER & DAVID:
1. $4- $4 (20)
2. Being on the computer- CLEANING
3. Middle- MIDSECTION (30)
BONUS: Household duties & nothing- CLEANING UP STUFF & BEING ON TIME (45)
WoF: Over the past four episodes (including both $100K wins during that span, especially last night's), $377,553 in cash & prizes have gone out the "Wheel" doors!
$1K T-U: Around the House
R _ _ Y C _ _ _ G
_ I N
Kyle's guess of RECYCLING BIN's good enough to put $1K in his bank for the night. Another guy's part of this trio:
Kyle Hibbert (Beaverton, OR)- A Portland State University senior majoring in Math who's hoping to be a high school Math teacher
Tiffany Focht (Madras, OR)- A freelance videographer/part-time bank teller who's gotten engaged to Jacob & has driven across the country in three days from GA to OR
Phil Baker (Vancouver, WA)- A technical supervisor for a major telephone company, triathlete & home brewer married to Theresa w/ four adult kids (Christine, Chuck, Mary & Andrew)
$2K T-U: Places
_ I _ E - O P E N
S _ _ C E S
Kyle's apparently in some WIDE-OPEN SPACES.
Tuesday's Featured Eco-Friendly Trip: Jungle Bay in Dominica courtesy of Green Earth Travel ($7,562)
Tuesday/Thursday Gift Tag: Green Mountain Coffee prize package
IHOP Jackpot Round: What Are You Doing?
Kyle instantly Free PLAYS two A's but secondly hits the Million Dollar Wedge's right Bankrupt. Second, Tiffany calls for two N's to get on an $800 start right before Bankrupting next to the Wild Card, as does Phil. On Kyle's third spin tonight, he hits the same MDW Bankrupt from before. Tiffany next calls two G's for 11 bills, buys an I & three E's & spots two R's for $600 additional, an $800 F & quad O's before she spins top dollar & calls a D to turn her $1,750 into $4,250, but following T for the gift tag is the same normal Bankrupt to take away from her $5,250 in cash & coffee stuff. Phil follows by picking up that Wild Card w/ an L & selecting the $300 V & the $550 C before we mercifully look at...
V O L U N T E E R I N G
F O R / A
G O O D / C A U S E
...& because he's VOLUNTEERING FOR A GOOD CAUSE, he gets $150 in bonus cash.
LEFT BEHIND IN JACKPOT: $10,900
Tiffany: $0/Phil: $1K (WC)/Kyle: $3K
Mystery Round: Before & After
Tiffany takes three T's while on the Mystery Wedge next to that MDW & buys the flip for $3K...the biggie's on the back! Following three $900 N's & two I's, three A's, she FPs the E at the start of this solution, takes the green 1/2 KIA w/ the $500 D & then inserts a $500 P & quadruple O's to clean out the vowels. The board now...
E _ _ _ A _ A T I O N
P O I N T
A N D / _ _ O O T
...she does the EXCLAMATION POINT AND SHOOT for $12,950 & first place.
Tiffany: $12,950 (1/2 KIA)/Phil: $1K (WC)/Kyle: $3K
Prize Puzzle Round: Food & Drink
Phil spins the other regular Bankrupt to be forced to toss away the WC, also his second of the night. Kyle secondly FPs a couple of E's, finds a $300 N but then gets the exact same fate as Phil; that's his third this evening. Third for Tiffany are twin R's for 12 Benjamins, trip T's to double that but then the first dud all night long w/ the sole bad vowel on the board (I). Fourth, Phil lights up quad C's at $550 per appearance & the other vowels (a trio of O's, a pair of U's & an A singleton), followed by $1,200 worth of four S's, a $3.5K D but then that same Bankrupt strikes again to the tune of $6,150; both guys now have a set of Bankrupts to their credit. Kyle then tries to get this important puzzle over w/...
C O C O N U T -
C R U S T E D
S O _ T - S _ E _ _
C R A _ S
...& he's about to eat some COCONUT-CRUSTED SOFT-SHELL CRABS on his $5,750 Hotwire.com trip to the Turtle Bay Resort.
SOLE DUD: I (Tiffany)
BANKRUPTS: 3 (two by Phil, Kyle)
TONIGHT'S SPIN ID: SB2268173 (Samuel B.)
Tiffany: $12,950/Phil: $1K/Kyle: $8,750 in cash & Hawaii
$3K T-U: Occupation
P _ _ K
_ A _ G _ R
Tiffany solves PARK RANGER to be $50 shy of 16 grand.
Last Chance Round: Thing
$1.5K's the consonant value. After a K for Kyle...
W H I T _
_ I C K _ T / _ _ N C _
...he gets WHITE PICKET FENCE to score another $4.5K; Tiffany could've added $3K more than that.
(AIRED) DUDS (both by Phil): M & S
Tiffany: $15,950/Phil: $1K/Kyle: $13,250 in cash & HI
TONIGHT'S BANKRUPT TRASH (excluding WC): $12.5K in cash & tag
Maxwell House Old-School BR #153: Tiffany's bonus envelope comes from the I in SPIN.
Good RSTLNE aid:
S _ _ R T
_ _ _ S E
MCPA gives her a reasonable shot...
S _ _ R T
P A _ S E
...after a SHORT PAUSE, she doesn't say either part of this puzzle & loses the LEAF. That sends her home w/ $15,950.
J!: Because of President's Obama's address, I'm going to handle tonight's Teen Tournament opening-round game recap differently:
Text Recap of First Two Rounds
FINAL J! SUBJECT: Fictional Beings.
These fictional beings are also called Periannath & Halflings, but this familiar term means "hole-builders".
Response: "What is a fawn?"
Final score: $2,200
Response: "What is a hobbit?"
Final score: $17,401
Response: SAME AS ANSHIKA
Final score: $20,400
1. Anshika: $17,401
2. Rose: $15,400
3. Sam: $2,200
4. Jeff: $200
TS: It's the Cheerleaders vs. the Jocks on this episode.
What You Know Preliminaries:1. Blerina loses to Marcella
2. Cassandra d. Suzan (guy; first Q was a stumper)
3. Tiffany d. Justin
4. Stephany d. Afrodita
5. Dioneysia l. Renaissance
6. Ina l. Jaquell
7. Destiny l. Nelson
8. Edil d. Jessica (first Q stumped them)
9. Anxhela d. Jose
Extra Credit #7 (Norelis vs. Steven)(iPod Nano): One of Hollywood's highest honors, the Academy Awards of Merit are commonly known by what nickname?
What You Should Know:
Renaissance vs. Marcella: What classic E.B. White book follows a pig named Wilbur who becomes friends w/ a spider?
Renaissance: Charlotte's Web
Nelson vs. Cassandra (neither answered their first two Q's of this round correctly): In Literature & Drama, the turning point in a story where the dramatic tension's at its peak is called what C word?
Anxhela vs. Steven: What fitting nickname's given to the nerve in the elbow that tingles when it gets bumped against the humerus bone (& is also the name of a comedy club in my neck of the woods)?
Steven: Funny Bone
Edil vs. Tiffany: All but one of The Great Lakes straddle the border between the U.S. & what country?
Stephany vs. Jaquell: When people talk about "low-carb" diets, what's "carb" short for?
WTH Topics: NBA teams & Beyonce singles
Torture: While inside a "carnival cannon", the entire classroom's painted in pink in random spots
Cassandra (150): 10
Renaissance (96): 10- WINNER (Total number of items in this round: 83)
Steven: 7- PEOPLE'S CHAMP
WHAT YOU THINK #7:
1. According to the girls, what celebrity would you want to be stranded on a desert island w/?
Steven: Robert Pattinson- DUD
Renaissance: Taylor Lautner- #2 (7%; #1 was Brad Pitt at 11% & #3 was Channing Tatum at 6%)
2. What's your least favorite school subject?
Steven: Math- #1 (34%)
Renaissance: Science- 13% (#2 was English at 26% & #3 was History w/ 19%)
3. What slang term or euphemism do you use most frequently to refer to sexual intercourse?
Renaissance: Banging- 12%
Steven: Smashing- DUD (#1 was doing it w/ 25%, #2 was #&!#ing at 19% & #3 was sex w/ 13%)
4. What action star do you think would do the best in a real fight?
Renissance: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson- 4%
Steven: Vin Diesel- #3 (9%; #1 was Jackie Chan w/ 22% & #3 was Jet Li w/ 7%)
FQ: How old were you the last time you peed your pants?
Steven: 6- 6%
Renaissance: 4- 15%
RG: According to one game tonight, there's a "Country Quitter".
TAMORA & MATT:
Ages: 47 & 44
Vehicle: Aqua '01 GMC Sonoma Regular Cab
Intel: Can't find the rest of their NASCAR jammies
1. What U.S. state did the band Boston come from?
Guess: Massachusetts (Tamara)
2. Kim Kardashian had an x-ray taken to prove what body part was all natural?
Guess: Breasts/boobs- NO (A: Butt)
3.What's the fewest number of current U.S. coins you need to make 76 cents?
Guess: Three (fifty-cent piece, a quarter & a penny)
4. NOT including the end zones, how many feet long's a football field?
Guess: 300- PAID!
Hometown: Norristown, PA
Vehicle: Silver '04 Acura RSX Sedan
Intel: She lets the dogs out (& owns a Pitbull)
1. Located in Altadena 91001, The Walsh House was from what '90s TV show?
Guess: "The '90s Show" (A: "Beverly Hills 90210, which she said exactly at one point)
2. What famous American's known for his coonskin cap & The Alamo?
Guess: Christopher Columbus (A: Davy Crockett)
3. How many corners are there in a regulation UFC octagon?
Guess: WIPEOUT W/ TWO (A: Eight)
Impound Lot Game
Vehicle: Black '02 Jaguar X-Type Sedan
Intel: "Repo Games" is her other comfort food
1. The Yen's the official currency of what Asian country?
Guess: China (A: Japan)
2. What boxing champion was elected into the Philippine Congress?
Guess: Oscar de la Hoya (A: Manny Pacquiao)
3. What household cleaner's mascot is a bald man wearing a T-shirt & earring?
Guess: Mr. Clean
4. Viagra treats E.D., which stands for what?
Guess: Erectile dysfunction
FQ: What country won the FIFA Men's World Cup in 2010?
Guess: PAID W/ SPAIN!
Millionaire (American Pride Week, Day 2):
Start of Game 3
(Also on "Let's Make a Deal" today: Early in the day, Tanya won an all-cash gift card worth $5,325. But in Big Deal Land, it wasn't so pleasant for Shane, as he completely missed the Big Deal of the Day w/ $2,588 worth of outdoor furniture behind Door #3. Behind Door #1 was a $25,708 BD, which had the Volkswagen Golf & a trip to The Roosevelt Hotel in NYC.)
8: "Repo Games"
7: "Jeopardy!", "The Newlywed Game", "The Price is Right" & "The Substitute"
6: "Let's Make a Deal" & "Millionaire"
5: "Wheel of Fortune"