TODAY'S GAME: Squillaces (whose one-day cash winnings total $765) vs. Andersons (wouldn't it have been interesting if Louie had actually been a part of this challenging family?)
R1: According to 100 married guys, when you make your wife angry, name something she makes you for dinner. For an appetizer or two as far as this program's concerned:
#1: Nothing (44)(Jay)
DUDS- Spaghetti (Stan) & pizza (Ruby)
Lori: Mac & cheese- X
Jennifer: Frozen TV dinner- XX
Elayne: Eggs- WIPEOUT
Ruby Steal: Bowl of cereal- ALSO WRONG
#2: Liver (13)
#3: Beans (11)
#4: Sandwich (8)
#5: "Humble pie" (6)
R2: If you live to be 100, name something you hope to be still w/ you. Example (s):
#1: Spouse/mate (34)(Jay)
Lori: Mind/brain- #6 (5)
Jennifer: Children/grandkids- #4 (8)
Elayne: Friends- #5 (7)
Stan: Health- X
Jay: Dog/pet (because he has a female one named Molly)- #2 (17)
Lori: Eyesight- XX
Jennifer: Ability to still perform in bed- #7 (3; listed as "saluting wiener")
Elayne: Legs that you can still walk w/- XXX
Ruby Steal #2 (for 74 & the lead): Teeth- NO (Squillaces: 118)(#3: Money/investments)(12)
Double: Name another word for crazy, just like this/these:
#2: Nuts/nutty (24)(Lori)
#6:DUD- Stupid (Audrey)
Jennifer: Loony/lunatic- #3 (11)
Elayne: Imbecile- X
Stan: Dumb- XX
Jay: Psychotic- #4 (7)
Lori: Idiotic- XXX
Ruby Steal #3 (for 84): Insane- #1 (33)
#5: Loco (6)
#6: Mad (5)
Triple: Name something that's being described as shallow. Final face-off in regulation:
#1: People personality (49)(Janet; she said "your mind")
#2: Body of water (22)(Jennifer)
Alexis (an upper-school guidance counselor at the Montgomery Academy in Montgomery, AL): Glass- X
Ruby: Fruit- XX
Anthony: Fish tank- WIPEOUT #2
Stan Steal to Definitely Win: Bowl- ALSO NOT THERE (Andersons: 297)
#3: Swimming pool (9)
#4: (Pot)hole (5)
SUDDEN DEATH: Name a part of your body that's starting to look like Jell-O.
Elayne: Stomach- WIN! (72)
1. According to 100 wives, tell me something that your husbands should pay you for.
2. Name a junk food that people eat for breakfast.
3. Which do you think is the most important state in the U.S.A.?
4. Name a word that starts w/ "rain".
5. Name a musical instrument that's played using your mouth.
1. Sex- 10
2. Doughnuts- 28
3. Maryland- 2
4. Rainforest (this was allowed after the buzzer because he didn't fully hear the Q at first)- 4
1. Clean the house- 39
2. Pastries- DUD
3. California- 23
4. Rainbow- 30
5. Horn- 14 (#1: Flute)
TOTAL- 150 ($750)
Two-day take for them: $1,515.
WoF: BTW, in case you don't know, the Toyota Highlander Hybrid comes standard w/ 4WD!
$1K T-U: Place
_ R E _ N
M _ _ _ O W
Jeff gets GREEN MEADOW, so we start w/ the blue player first in the interview department again:
Jeff Herbster (at home for seven years; originally from Toledo. OH)- Vinyl record store worker
Doug Herren (Eugene, OR)- A retired teacher who's been cooking at a local restaurant for two yrs.; he has three kids & five grandkids
Tina Brown (Amity, OR)- A judicial assistant & former roller derby player w/ a 10-yr.-old child (she's wearing her roller derby socks for good luck)
$2K T-U: Around the House
F I R S _ - A _ D
_ I _
Tina must've used this at least once in her past career, a FIRST-AID KIT.
Tuesday's Featured Trip (sponsored by "Men In Black 3", which comes out this Friday in theaters): Waianuhea Bed & Breakfast in Honokaa, HI ($6K)
Tuesday/Thursday Gift Tag: River City Bicycles
Centrum Jackpot Round: Phrase
Tina takes the reigns first w/ four T's for the gift card, three Free PLAY A's but then the Bankrupt next to $2.5K to take away her gift certificate. Secondly, Jeff Bankrupts on the Million Dollar Wedge's right end. Third, Doug calls three H's for $1,650, buys three E's, locates two S's to add $1,800 & a W for the Wild Card. The board now...
T H A T ' S / T H E
W A _ / T H E / _ A _ _
_ _ _ _ _ E S
...well, THAT'S THE WAY THE BALL BOUNCES- he's the early leader w/ $3,200.
BANKRUPTS: 2 (Tina & Jeff)
LEFT BEHIND IN JACKPOT: $6,950
Doug: $3,200 (WC)/Tina: $2K/Jeff: $1K
Mystery Round: Before & After
Jeff goes first & has a $550 T, two N's for an $1,800 addition, three I's & O's come his way before a $600 S & the first dud of the night in L. Second, Doug hammers in two P's for the HI vacation...
_ O N _ _ _ S _ T I O N
P I _ _ _
O _ / P I _
...& eats a CONSTITUTION PIECE OF PIE to keep it & start the next round.
SOLE DUD: $550 L (Jeff)
Doug: $9,200 in cash & trip (WC)/Tina: $2K/Jeff: $1K
Doug's base letters here are five N's for $1.5K, trip O's, an E & quad A's. Following a $400 T & the I to finish the vowels off, here's a $300 R, a $600 F, a $300 P, a $2,400 M trio & a $300 Y & the layout at this point...
A N / A F T E R N O O N
N A P / I N / M Y
_ A M M O _ _
...he hasn't won AN AFTERNOON NAP IN MY HAMMOCK, but he did win another $4,800 & the Hotwire.com holiday to Coconut Bay (includes a nighttime zip-line ride from Rain Forest Adventures) worth $7,655.
TONIGHT'S SPIN ID: LM2017810 (Leda M.)
Doug: $21,655 in cash & trips (WC)/Tina: $2K/Jeff: $1K
C _ M _ B _ C K
_ I _
I doubt Jeff will be the COMEBACK KID of the evening, but he's got $4K in his account.
Last Chance Round: Phrase
Consonants pay $1.5K per appearance. Doug calls the C...
_ N D / T H _ / C R _ _ D
G _ _ S / _ _ _ D
...AND THE CROWD GOES WILD- he's going to the endgame w/ another $4.5K in hand; Jeff also had that amount & Tina left behind six C-notes.
Doug: $26,155 in cash & trips (WC)/Tina: $2K/Jeff: $4K
TONIGHT'S BANKRUPT TRASH: Gift tag
Maxwell House Regular BR #168: Doug spins the C.
I know this one already to begin w/:
_ _ R / _ _ _ T
_ T ' S / _ _ R T _
_ O R / _ H _ T
_ T ' S / _ O R T H
...FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, it means another $30K win- he leaves w/ $56,155 in cash & trips! That also means the Rebuilding Together bank's made it to the $25K level.
We see Vanna's visit to the Pittock Mansion at the end.
Marnie Cox (Astoria, NY)- Attorney
Mike Lally (Ada, MI)- Food safety inspector
CHAMPION: Joel Pool (whose one-day cash winnings total $16,700)
One of tonight's first six categories is named after a Memorial Day weekend tradition:
THE INDIANAPOLIS 500
IN PERE-LACHAISE CEMETERY
GIVE ME A PRIZE!
"IFY" ANSWER CORRECTLY
Mike's in the early lead w/ $2,800 & leads Joel by Marnie's third-place score of $1K. There's just enough time for the $1K In Pere-Lachaise Cemetery clue holding the Daily Double to be played by Marnie w/ $3,600; she's $1,200 over Mike for second & is $1,800 off the lead. She settles for making this a $600 answer:
This novelist's Magnum Opus is literally translated "In Search of Lost Time".
"Who is (Marcel) Proust?"...correct for a final total in this J! Round of $4,200.
SOLE ATTEMPTED TS: $400 (Writer's Dictionary)
UNATTEMPTED LACH TRASH: $2,800
TOTAL LACH TRASH: $3,200
On Tap in Double J!:
THE COMMONWEALTH OF NATIONS
FROM THE SANSKRIT
YOUR DAY IN "C"OURT
NATIVE AMERICANS BY TRIBE
BEFORE & AFTER GOES TO THE MOVIES
EYE Q (in honor of Healthy Vision Month)
In the center of Before & After Goes to the Movies is Marnie's second DD opportunity of the game w/ $8,200; Mike's down to $1,600 & Joel has a $900 lead over Marnie. Here's her clue for another two thou & the lead:
Mia Farrow taking a pregnant pause in a horror pic segues into Tina Fey's ticking biological clock in a '08 comedy.
"What is 'Rosemary's Baby Mama'?"...exactly to send her to first (at least for now) at $10,200; however, she replies incorrectly on its next clue worth $1,600. Mike selects the other one of the round behind the middle Native Americans By Tribe answer w/ $2,400; he's just hanging in there, as Joel barely leads Marnie, $16,600-$15,800. Mike makes this worth a grand:
"What is a Cree?"...NOT ACCEPTABLE for Seminole or Creek & that concludes the round, so its last two clues go unshown.
DJ! LACH TRASH (all unattempted): $3,600
Banks After DJ!:
FJ! SUBJECT: 1957.
On Sept. 5, Dwight Einsenhower told this state's governor that "The federal constitution will be upheld by me by every legal means".
Mike Lally had "What is Arkansas?"...$799 added to his score. Marnie Cox...loses $13K w/ MS & she drops to $2,800; she wagered for a possible tie should Mike have successfully gone for it all & everyone else on this panel missed it. Well...Joel Pool's right anyway to remain champion w/ a $31,700 victory! Two-night total: $48,400.
HHS: Here are this week's stars to start the new incarnation of "Hollywood Squares":
CENTER SQUARE: Mac Miller
So the gameboard looks like this:
X: Alejandro- Future med school student
O: Inqu- A grad student at Columbia University who's getting her Master's Degree in Health Policy
The first two games are worth $500 each; after that, games are worth $1K apiece. If time runs out in the middle of a game, $100's awarded per square.
1. Inqu: Mac Miller- Something at Kim Kardashian's wedding was over six feet tall & nearly 600 pounds. What was it?
Response: Wedding cake
AGREE/DISAGREE: AGREE- CORRECT (O)
2. Alejandro: Fat Joe- A male pig's junk is shaped like what common kitchen utensil?
A/D: DISAGREE- WRONG (O)
3. Inqu: MGK (for the win)- NPR reports there's a measurable increase in traffic accidents for five days after these major events. What are these events?
Response: National holiday
A/D: DISAGREE (A: NASCAR races)(X gets the diagonal block)
4. Alejandro: DJ- Who's more likely to someday become U.S. President- Justin Bieber or Flavor Flav?
Response: Flavor Flav
A/D: AGREE- YES INDEED (X)
5. Inqu: Ghostface Killah (for the vertical block)- Your girlfriend & her twin sister spent their life savings on a new pair of ta-tas. Unfortunately, they can't legally bring them to the U.S. What's a ta-ta?
A/D: DISAGREE- NO
6. Alejandro: Ghostface (for the win)- A woman at the bar leans in & tells you she has a hairless Spihnx. What's she most likely talking about?
A/D: AGREE- X GETS THE WIN!
(Note: The sound effects for a game win are the same as the ones we hear towards the end of the "Super Stumpers!" episode of "Rugrats"!)
The second game's the Secret Square Game, but on this version, it's called the G-Spot. That means if one selects it & makes a correct prediction, s/he wins a $1K bonus (not affecting their final score).
1. Inqu: Mac- You've got almonds in your right hand & cashews in your left hand; which hand contains real nuts?
A/D: DISAGREE- YES (O)
2. Alejandro: Childish Kambino- If an Amish man has a beard, it's a sign that he's a what?
Response: An adult
A/D: DISAGREE- YOU'RE MARRIED (X)
3. Inqu: Fat Joe (G-SPOT)- Which rapper dated Chelsea Handler- 50 Cent or Ja Rule?
Response: 50 Cent
A/D: AGREE- $1K BONUS (O)
4. Alejandro: MGK (for the diagonal block)- Most American boys between the ages of 15 & 19 have never had sex- True or False?
A/D: DISAGREE- WRONG (Peter Rosenberg incorrectly said this was for the win)
5. Inqu: MGK (for the win & a tie match)- If Master P's killing aliens as Master Chief, what video game is he most likely playing?
Response: "Call of Duty"
A/D: DISAGREE- "HALO" TO GIVE O THE WIN!
1. Alejandro: Mac- Imagine Snoop Dogg offered you some joint juice- is it a supplement drink that helps your joints or a hemp-flavored alcohol beverage?
Response: Supplement drink
A/D: DISAGREE- OOPS (O)
2. Inqu: DJ- For his birthday, a wife gives her husband an amazing Hublot. What's a Hublot?
A/D: AGREE- YES (O)
3. Alejandro: Childish Kambino (for the diagonal block)- You've made it to The Olympics by doing The Snatch and the Clean & Jerk. What are you doing?
A/D: AGREE- RIGHT (X)
TIME'S UP- INQU WINS! ($700-$600)
$2.5K Q: The week's winner selects a row. After this is asked, two of the stars on that row will be bluffing, while the other has the right answer. If s/he can choose the star w/ the right answer, that money's won.
Q: What's the most expensive music video in history?
Fat Joe: "Scream" by Michael Jackson
Kat Graham: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson
DJ Khaled: "Otis" by Jay-Z & Kanye West
PICK: "Thriller"- LOSS (A: "Scream")
She leaves w/ $1,700.
RG: "Feminem Loves to Dance" is the title of the last episode in the first half of their second season; it's also the last new show until June 12th.
Vehicle: Grey '05 PT Cruiser
Intel: Has a super awesome husband (& it was raining at the time).Host: Tom
1. What three NFL teams play their home games in FL?
Guesses: Dolphins, Seahawks & Ravens (Other correct ones: Buccaneers & Jaguars)
2. What discount store was famous for its "Blue Light Specials"?
3. What's the plural form of the word "tooth"?
4. San Juan's the capitol of what U.S. territory?
Guess: California (A: Puerto Rico)
FQ: Friends go to Vegas for a weekend that no one can remember in what '09 comedy?
FA: "The Hangover"- PAID!
However, her marriage to Jay may be over anyway.
Impound Lot Game
Vehicle: Red '10 Pontiac G6 Sedan
Intel: Will pop & lock for food (& he just got unemployed).
1. What MLB player was the first to hit 60 HR in one season?
Guess: Babe Ruth
2. What four U.S. states begin w/ W?
Guesses: Wisconsin, Wyoming, Washington & West Virginia
3. What's one of the songs Ferris Bueller lip-syncs while at a Chicago parade?
Guess: "Shake It, Oh, Baby" (A: "Twist & Shout" & "Danke Schoen")
4. Running a constant 12-minute mile, how many miles would you run in an hour?
Guess: PAID W/ FIVE!
Boy, do I have bad news for the last player of this show...
Hometown: Vineland, NJ
Vehicle: Grey '96 Ford Taurus Sedan
Intel: Has perfected the Mad Dog stare.Host: Tom
...NOT ONLY DOES SHE WIPE OUT, SHE GIVES UP ON HER OTHER GAME, WHICH ALSO COSTS HER HOUSEHOLD A BLACK NISSAN ALTIMA GXE.
Start of Game 3
(Also today on "Let's Make a Deal": Lyndsey won the $14,970 smart car at the end of Dice Duel after racking up $3,100, but she unfortunately blew it on Door #2 for the Big Deal of the Day, sending her home w/ a $2,039 BBQ package. #1 had the $6,560 trip to Sandals Jamaica & #3 was it, the $24,450 MINI Cooper HT w/ $700 worth of portable electronics.)
7: "Family Feud", "Hip Hop Games", "Repo Games" & "Wheel of Fortune"
6: "Millionaire" & "The Price is Right"
5: "Let's Make a Deal"