Wednesday, February 13, 2013

"Family Feud" 2/13

G1: Williamses ($1,270 after three appearances) vs. Lewises (Loganville, GA)

R1: Name a green vegetable that the Jolly Green Giant's wife might compare his manhood to:

#1:
Green/string bean (33)(Andrea)
#2: Cucumber (29)(Jim)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

#7:

Williamses:
Clarence: Lettuce- X
Tina: Zucchini- #6 (4)
Elliot: Asparagus- #3 (13)
Toni: Parsnips (especially ripe)- XX
Andrea: Pea(pod)s- #4 (9)
Clarence: Celery- XXX

Jim Steal (for 88): Broccoli- #5 (6)(BA: Peppers)(2)

R2: Name someone a drunken groom shouldn't be hitting on at his own wedding:

#1: Bridesmaids (48)(Clarence)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:


Williamses:
Tina: Mom-in-law- #2 (37)
Elliot: Ex- X
Toni: Groomsmen- XX
Andrea: Sister-in-law- #3 (8)
Clarence: Pastor- XXX

Jim Steal #2 (for 93 more): Coordinator- NO (BAs: His mom & father-in-law)(2 each)

Double: Name something Smokey (the) Bear should do to campers who don't put out their fire(s):

#1:

#2:
#3:

#4: Spray water back at them (10)(Tina)
#5:
#6:

DUD- Eat their food (David)

Williamses:
Elliot: Punch 'em- X
Toni: Bite/maul 'em- #1 (24)
Andrea: Catch/bring 'em back & make 'em put it out themselves- BA (5- arrest 'em also counted)
Clarence: Kick dirt on 'em- XX
Tina: Kick 'em out of park- XXX

Jim Steal #3 (for added 78): Growl/roar- OTHER BA (5)(166)

#2: Eat 'em (20)
#3: Burn 'em alive (13)


Triple: If Santa Claus was sick on Christmas Eve, who might he ask to deliver the presents?:

#1: Elves (38)(Gordon)
#2:
#3:
#4:


Lewises:
Margaret (married to Gordon for 32 yrs. on their second relationship together): Mrs. Claus- #2 (33)
Jim (an Anytime Fitness personal trainer whose girlfriend's in attendance): Reindeer- BA (7)
Sheri (Zumba teacher): Watch.

FM:

1. 100 married women were asked what's the longest they've gone without kissing their spouses.
2. Besides a chicken, name a creature that lays eggs.
3. "King ___________"
4. Name something that comes in a jar.
5. Name something you might see on a bathroom floor.

Jim:
1. A day- 26
2. Ostrich- 6
3. "...s of Leon"- DUD
4. Pickles/relish- 34
5. Urine- DUD
TOTAL- 66

Sheri:
1. Month- 13
2. Duck- 20
3. Cole- LOSS
4. Mayonnaise- 3
5. Toilet paper- DUD
TOTAL- 102 ($510)

#1s:
3. "...Kong"
5. Bath mat/rug

G2: O'Connors (Pepperell, MA) vs. Turnbergs ($20K)

R1: 100 single men were asked to name a profession they might lie about having because it's a turn-on to women:

#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

#6: Stripper (4)(Ed- Best Western worker)

#7:
DUD- Police officer (Michelle)

O'Connors:
Marge (mom & Ed's hotel GM): Model- X
Jeff: Doctor- #1 (33)
Brian (policeman): Lawyer- #2 (25)
Katie (a certified veterinarian technician who reportedly has five cats, two dogs, three rabbits, three snakes & 12 rats at home): Escort- XX
Ed: Musician/rock star- XXX

Michelle Steal (for 62): Professional athlete- T3 (10- especially NASCAR)

T3: CEO/corporate (10)
T5: Firefighter (4)
BA: Pilot (3)

R2: Name a fruit that a man w/ a beer belly might be able to fit in his navel:


#1: Grape (51)(Jen)
#2:
#3:
#4:

#5: Orange (4)(Marge)
#6:
#7:


Turnbergs:
Nicholle: Raspberry- X
Jillian (VB): Strawberry- T3 (4)
Jess: Cherry- #2 (14)
Michelle: Lime- XX
Jen: Blueberry- BA (3)
Nicholle: Apple- XXX

Ed Steal (for 14-point early lead): Plum- T3 (4)(Other BA: Banana)(3)

Double: Name a Michael Jackson song lots of karaoke singers ruin when they sing it:

#1: "Billie Jean" (31)(Nicholle)
#2: "Beat It" (31)(Jeff)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:


PASS

Turnbergs:
Jillian: "Thriller"- #3 (25)
Jess: "Man in the Mirror" (Steve says that's his favorite M.J. song)- BA (2)
Michelle: "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"- X
Jen: "Smooth Criminal"- XX
Nicholle: "The Way You Make Me Feel"- XXX


Ed Steal #2 (for another 178): "Black & White"- BACKFIRES (Turnbergs: 240)

#4: "ABC" (4)
#5: "We Are the World" (3)


Triple: "Below the _________":

#1: Belt (68)(Brian)
#2:
#3:
#4:


O'Connors:
Katie: Moon- X
Ed: Bridge- XX
Marge: Knee(s)- WIPEOUT

Michelle Steal to Win Now: Sea- NO (O'Connors: 280)

#2: Equator (6)
#3: Surface (5)
#4: Waist (4)


SD: Name something families should plan ahead of time in case there's a fire.
Jess: Escape plan- WIN! (78)

FM #2:

1. Name an occupation that's filled w/ people who think they know it all.
2. Which country do you think has the best nude beaches?
3. Name something a lady might keep on her makeup table.
4. Tell Steve the age when men start getting pot bellies.
5. Name something you clean about once a week.

Jen:
1. Lawyers- 25
2. France- 28
3. Brush- 14
4. 40- 24
5. Toilet- 42
TOTAL- 133

Michelle:
1. Doctors- 16
2. Spain- 5
3. Lipstick- 20
4. 28
5. Kitchen- 4
TOTAL- 178 ($20,890 for two trips)

#1s:
1. Politicians
4. 35

EPISODE RATINGS:

6 PM: 6
6:30 PM: 7

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