Thursday, February 14, 2013

"Family Feud" 2/14

G1: Dardens (Louisville) vs. Lewises ($510)

R1: Name the first thing a vampire does when he crawls out of his coffin at night. If there had been a Halloween-themed episode this season, this would've been a good survey to ask:


#1:
Hunts/sucks blood (35)(Terry Jr.)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:


Dardens:
Marleisha (21-yr.-old University of Kentucky student): Flies- BA (3)
Travis: Take a shower/bath- X
Marleen: Nothing- XX
Terry Sr.: Sharpen fangs- XXX

Jim Steal (for 38): Stretch- #2 (33)

#3: Yawns (13)
#4: Takes a whiz (4)


R2: Name a reason why a woman would want to run into her ex-husband:

#1:
#2: Show off new stud/boyfriend (15)(Marleisha)
#3: She got thin/hot (15)(Sheri)
#4:
#5:
#6:

#7:
#8:

Lewises:
David: Check up on him- X
Gordon: Shoot him- XX
Margaret: Try to get some $$$ from him- #1 (38)
Jim: She misses/loves him- T4 (5)
Sheri: Shows him she's happy without him- T4 (5)
David: Ask if it's her husband's turn to take care of the children- XXX

Terry Jr. Steal (for 78): "Rekindle the fire"- BA (3)

T4: She's driving (5)
Other BA: Beat him up (3)

Double: 100 married ladies were asked what does their husband do when he runs out of clean underwear:

#1:
#2: "Freeball it"/go commando (25)(Travis)
#3:
#4:
#5:

DUD- Wears his bathing suit (David)

Dardens:
Marleen: Wears a pair of her undies- X
Terry Sr.: Washes them- #1 (30)

Terry Jr.: Wears the same pair twice- #3 (17)
Marleisha: Buys new pair(s)- XX
Travis (24-yr.-old): He doesn't go anywhere- XXX

Jim Steal #2 (for another 144): Has her wash 'em- #4 (14)(182)(BA: Gripes)(12)

VB: Part of That Round

Triple: 100 guys were asked to name something of theirs that's always seeming to be growing:

#1:
#2: Weight/belly (33)(Marleen)
#3:
#4:

DUD- "That Twinkie down there" (Gordon, a 63-yr.-old)

Dardens:
Terry Sr.: Beard/hair- #1 (40)
Terry Jr.: Wallet/$$$- X
Marleisha: Height- XX
Travis: Age- XXX

Jim Steal to Win Right This Moment: Ears- NOPE (Dardens: 297)

#3: Nails (13)
BA: Lawn (3)

SD: Name a place people put flowers.

Margaret: In a vase- LOSS (A: At a grave)(68)

FM:

1. Name something people are doing at a later age these days.
2. Where's the worst place to be during a blackout?
3. Name a nut you find in ice cream.
4. Tell me what time you have to wake up to watch The Sun rise.
5. Name an occasion when people rent a limo.

Travis (Terry Sr.'s brother):
1. Retiring- 17
2. Work- 2
3. Almond- 23
4. 6 AM- 31
5. Wedding- 36
TOTAL- 109

Terry Sr.:
1. Vacationing- 6
2. School- DUD
3. Peanut- 9
4. 7 AM- 6
5. Birthdays- 3
TOTAL- 133 ($665)

#1s:
1. Having kids
2. Elevator
3. Pecan
5. Prom/dance

G2: Lagos (LaPlace, LA) vs. Turnbergs ($20,890)

R1: Name something you take off your socks to do:

#1: Wash feet/shower (47)(Michelle)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:


Turnbergs:
Jen: Swim- COUNTS AS WADING/WALKING ON BEACH FOR T4 (5)
Nicholle: Pedicure- COUNTS AS CLIPPING TOENAILS FOR #3 (7)
Jillian: Go to bed- #2 (23)
Jess: Put sandals on- X
Michelle: Check for blisters- XX
Jen: Paint toenails- XXX

Willie Jr. Steal (for 82): Foot massage- ALSO KNOWN AS CORNS (3)(T4: Boink/foot fetish)(5)

R2: Who do you think's the most envied man in America?:

#1:
Bill Gates (20)(Tramaine- a Univ. of Louisiana-Lafayette sophomore majoring in Nursing)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:

#8:

Lagos:
Jasmine (Criminal Justice senior): Michael Jordan- X
Malcolm (three-yr. Army member): President Obama- T4 (10)
Willie III (a recent college graduate who earned his Bachelor's Degree in Business Management & is a former four-yr. college basketball player): Donald Trump- #3 (11)
Willie Jr. (an oil refinery process operator & former boxer w/ 11 children & 12 grandkids; his teammates are four of the grandchildren): LeBron James- XX
Tramaine: Stedman (Graham)- XXX

Michelle Steal (for 41): Brad Pitt- #2 (16)

T4: George Clooney (10)
#6: Hugh Hefner (9)
#7: Mark Zuckerberg (6)
BA: Tom Brady (5)


Double: Name a place you should never, ever use foul language:

#1:
Church (86)(Jasmine)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:


Lagos:
Malcolm: School- BA (2)
Willie III: Court- X
Willie Jr.: (Parents') house- #3 (3)
Tramaine: Grandparents' house- XX
Jasmine: Grocery store- XXX

Michelle Steal #2 (for 182 additional): Work(place)- #2 (6)(223)(Other BA: Daycare)(2)

Triple: Name a special day when calories don't count. Keep in mind that it's not necessarily going to be all national holidays:

#1:
#2: Thanksgiving (32)(Malcolm)
#3: Christmas (24)(Jillian)
#4:


Lagos:
Willie III: New Yr.'s Eve- X
Willie Jr.: Birthday- T1 (32)
Tramaine: Today's holiday (VD)- WIN (7)

FM #2:

1. Name a kind of car a young man wants but can't afford until he's an old man.
2. Name a kind of place you feel all cooped up.
3. Name something a waiter might be holding in his hand.
4. What time do you start thinking about lunch?
5. Tell us a language that would be difficult to learn.

Jasmine:
1. Porsche- 12
2. Church- DUD
3. Drinks- 2
4. Noon- 18
5. German- 3
TOTAL- 35

Willie III:
1. Corvette- 28
2. Airplane- 8
3. Food- 9
4. 10- 7
5. Chinese- 38
TOTAL- 125 ($625)

#1s:

2. Elevator
3. Tray
4. 11

EPISODE RATING FOR BOTH: 6

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