"Family Feud" 2/18

G1: Lees (Atlanta) vs. Klines ($20K)

R1: Name something a cowboy does w/ his boots on:

#1:
#2: Sleeps (12)(Connie)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6: Eats (5)(Shekita)
#7:

Klines:
Noah: Rides a horse- #1 (49)
Jessica: Has intimate relations w/ another person- A COWGIRL, TO BE EXACT (3)
Ryan: Shootout- X
Jody: Goes to the bathroom- XX
Connie: Brands cattle- XXX

Shekita Steal (for 69): Gets buried w/ boots on- NOPE

T3: Dances (a Do-Si-Do) & dies (8)
#5: Walks (6)

R2: Speaking of bathrooms, name another word for toilet:

#1:
#2: Commode (17)(Angelisa)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
DUD- Bathroom (Noah)

Lees:
Alice: Bidet- X
Sheeluh (a divorced registered nurse known as the butt & gut nurse): The John- #1 (23) 
Ryan (truck driver for three weeks at the time): Outhouse- XX
Shekita: Pot(ty)- #3 (15)
Angelisa (doctor): Latrine- XXX

Connie Steal (for 55 extra): The throne- T5 (6)(124)

#4: Loo (12)
T5: Can (6)
BA: Crapper (5- the late Bert Convy once mistakenly said this for "cropper" at the end of a "Super Password" Round)

Double: Name something it must've been hard for Shaquille O'Neal's mom to do for him when he was a baby:

#1:
#2: Dress him/find clothes or shoes (25)(Jessica)
#3: Feed/nurse him (13)(Alice)
#4:
#5:

Klines:
Ryan: Bathe him/make him take shower- X
Jody: Carry/lift him- #1 (28)
Connie: Teach him to read- XX
Noah: Change diaper(s)- #4 (6)
Jessica: Find crib or bassinet- XXX

Shekita Steal #2 (for 144 & lead): Fit him in car seat- NOT IT (Klines: 268)(BA: Hold/rock him)(5)

Triple: Name something that always seems to break when you're broke:

#1: Automobile (63)(Sheeluh)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Lees:
Ryan: Glasses- X
Shekita: Refrigerator- BA (4)
Angelisa: Limb(s)- XX
Alice: HVAC system- XXX

Connie Steal to Retain: Washing machine- SHUTOUT! (10)(T2: TV)(10)

Steve has been having a field day over Connie never giving a right response since that family's been on the program.

FM:

1. Tell us the time you'd probably wake up if your alarm clock didn't go off.
2. Name something your house's filled w/ at Christmas time.
3. Name a food people put Tabasco sauce on.
4. Name someone you have to stand up to now & then.
5. Give me a girl's name that starts w/ V.

Jessica:
1. 9 AM- 12
2. Decorations/lights- 24
3. Tacos- 19
4. Mom- 11
5. Veronica- 18
TOTAL- 84

Ryan K.:
1. 8 AM- 26
2. Presents- 20
3. Eggs- 27
4. Boss- 38
5. Vicki- 38
TOTAL- 233 TO DOUBLE TO $40K!

(Note: Again, no instant replay on this Karen-directed episode.)

G2: Gallaghers (three-day total of $21,570) vs. O'Deas (Myrtle Beach, SC)

R1: Name a place a lady might call "Heaven on Earth":

#1:
#2: Mall/store (29)(Keisha)
#3:
#4:
#5: Bed(room)(6)(Carol)
#6:

Gallaghers:
Bonita: Spa- #1 (33)
April: Bakery- X
Chaka: Beach- ALSO COUNTS AS MOUNTAINS/NATURE (14)
Tracey: When she's in love- XX
Keisha: Her couch- XXX

Carol Steal (for 82): Bathtub/bathroom- #4 (8)(BA: Her coochie)(2)

VB: Steve's Reaction When "coochie" Was Revealed

R2 (after Steve started to re-read the previous survey): Name something a married couple might do just like teenagers on a date night:

#1: Park/kiss/neck/hump in car (61)(Janette- sister)
#2: Go to movie(s)(10)(Bonita)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:

O'Deas:
Josette (twin sister): Go out to eat- #3 (9)
Courtney (oldest daughter who recently turned 30; is also a flight attendant, but for a different airline): Cook together- X
Jacqueline (youngest daughter): Go to concert- XX
Carol (a 30-yr. flight attendant, mom of four & thrill-seeker): Watch TV- XXX

Keisha Steal (for 80): Take walk in park- SORRY (O'Deas: 162)

#4: Hold hands (8)
#5: Get drunk (5)
BA: Share soda/straws (2)

Double: Instead of a pole, name something the world's oldest stripper would use in her act:

#1: Cane (31)(April)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:

Gallaghers:
Chaka: Walker- #2 (13)
Tracey: See-in-eye dog- X
Keisha: Crutches- XX
Bonita: Chair- #4 (7)
April: Glasses- XXX

Carol Steal #2 (for 102 more & safety net): Wheelchair- BA (5)(264)(#3: Feather boa)(10)

Triple: Name something people put all over their bodies:

#1: Lotion/oil/cream (76)(Chaka)
#2:
#3:
#4:

Gallaghers:
Tracey: Soap- #2 (10)
Keisha: (Baby) powder- X
Bonita: Perfume/cologne- XX
April: Clothes- BA (4)
Chaka: Water- XXX

Carol Steal for Shutout: Man- NO (Gallaghers: 270)(#3: Tattoos)(6)

SD: Name something you would never pick up w/ your bare hands.
Tracey: Something hot- LOSS (A: Poop)(64)

FM #2:

1. Name something in a honeymoon suite that encourages romance.
2. How many hrs. a day do you spend on housework?
3. Name a food people eat at shopping malls.
4. Besides the rose, name the best-selling flower at a flower shop.
5. Even after the divorce, name something couples fight about.

Josette:
1. Bathtub- 27 (I think that counts as Jacuzzi/hot tub)
2. Two- 25
3. French Fries- 3
4. Carnation- 33
5. $$$- 49
TOTAL- 137

Courtney:
1. K-Y jelly- DUD
2. Three- 17
3. Hot dogs- 12 (Top answer: Pizza)
4. Tulip- 13
5. Kids- 42
TOTAL- 221

EPISODE RATINGS:

6 PM: 9
6:30 PM: 8